MagitekArmor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[An Unforgotten Christmas]

Awesome!

Uhh...Sir Schmoopy has a penis on his belt buckle...

[Enter The Dragon]

>: O

Dear Person Who Made This Flash,
How is your day going? Mine was going well until I watched this video. Hopefully one day you won't see that truck when you cross the street.

Sincerely, Me.

Slick responds:

Dear me, I didnt see that truck but I saw your mother last night. Ask her, she really enjoyed it. She has such a weird vagina. Reminded me of a wizards sleeve. You never know what's coming out of it next...

[4 Swords Misadventures 3]

I regret to inform you...

Yeah...so I am usually one of those guys that writes huge paragraphs when he reviews, but this....this is crap. I can't believe it made the first page, honestly. Your humor is lame. I don't think I would have found this funny even if I was ten years old. And you know what else? The voices sucked.

VicHD responds:

if you don't like the flash,well, that's the part where it's not my problem...

since my humor is so "lame" to you and the voices "sucked", then why the hell did this get front page? I didn't put it up there, the NG staff members did. You should be complaining to them instead.

[-LSD-DMT-]

I can hear my hair growing....

Yeah. Majorly fucked up video. You definately got the effect you desired your viewers to feel (from me, at least.) It's very...I don't know how to put it. Not disturbing...not scary...it's just unknown. Nicely done, I liked it a lot. Viewers: You NEED to watch this twice, in my opinion. You'll see stuff you didn't before, and then you'll wonder why the fuck you missed it the first time around.

P.S.-From a seasoned professional, I suggest that even if you have total control of your brain and know the depths of your personality that you avoid psychoactive vaults.

[SAW 3: Body Chains]

Definately not to be missed.

Well, this was seriously impressive to watch. It looks like you put a lot of work into this one. I actually just recently saw the first two Saw movies for my first time and I thoroughly enjoyed them. (But not to the extent of everyone's "awesome" reviews.) The setting, the trap, and the film editing really made it look like a scene straight out of one of the Saw movies. The only thing I can really see improved is perhaps using something besides clay for the blood. Strawberry jam? Ketchup? I don't know. Either way, this is truly awesome. Bravo.

[linkin prk kem 2 my house]

One more time.

Well, this is the second Jerry Jackson flash I have seen. At first, I wasn't sure if you were trying to be funy or serious, but after this, I think I get the idea. This one was also funny, because there are actually people who act/talk exactly the way you make your cartoons. (See: Napoleon Dynamite, pwned.nl, and/or emo kids.)

[super marrio parodies]

Hilarious, with a hint of lemon.

Well, Jerry, this is the first movie I've seen done by you. It was extremely funny. I don't exactly know if you use the internet chat lingo, or if you are really a terrible artist, but it was funny. I am going to assume that you are intelligent (by newgrounds standards, at least) and say that the horrible graphics and spelling were a huge part of what made this cartoon so fun to watch. I laughed out loud. Hell, I don't even laugh out loud to Family Guy.

BTW, if you are what I am assuming you to be, then that video totally ripped on the guy that just posted before me.