MagitekArmor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[scr00g mcduc]

mizzpeling wurds es helairious

not funny. i'm sure the people who are appealed by this are giving it ten stars and misspelling words in their reviews. and not on purpose.

W-P-S responds:

Unlike you.
Every sentence starts with a capital letter you ignorant fuck!

[Anusboy]

Sad.

Really, I guess it's mildly creative, but nothing much more than that. Symbolism was bloody obvious, not to mention pretty awful. You're animations, however, were very good, and the sound and music was well done. Maybe you need to get into more bands besides Pink Floyd.

W-P-S responds:

U NEED 2 GET IN2 BAND LIKE LIKNING PRARK!!1

[Unforgotten Realms: Epi 8]

This is funner than Team Slayer Pro at Lockout!

Whoa, man, just, whoa. Your series is amazing, so funny. Your clever allusions to previous videogames through sound (Zelda) and scenes like the MegaMan boss intro are pretty ballin'. Humor is pretty funny, voices are pretty funny, sound is pristine, I am impressed. I'd say keep up the good work and I can't wait to see the next episode of Unforgotten Realms. Only suggestion/criticism I have is that you do not have a scene chooser that I am aware of. Not that big of a deal, but being the dope I am I exxed out of the video while I was playing it and had to start from the beginning and it is kinda lengthy, you know? Awesome.

Sirschmoopy responds:

Once you hit the 16k frame limit, it becomes a little hard to even animate a movie let alone make a scene selector.

Hell exporting this movie took 10 minutes alone each time.

[The Tainted Ep. 1]

Not too shabby, Marc-san.

Well, this wasn't bad at all. It was nothing new, though. The animations in this film were pretty smooth, but I felt it was too influenced by anime. With all the stuff on newgrounds right now, I can't help but want something new. Perhaps try combining anime-esque elements with something completely new. Your lead character was implemented to be a total B.A.M.F., but with that goofy dragonbrawl z haircut, I couldn't help but think he was, well...a douchebag. The fight scenes were okay, again nothing too new here. Sound was drab, decent music with badly acted vocals. Overall, it was okay to watch. I see so much potential in your work that is wasted on unoriginal and cliche things. I will keep my eye on your work, sir.

lvl4l2C responds:

heh, thanks for the advice. yea, i know i made his hair pretty fucking crazy. ill make sure to tone it down a bit and make everything a lot better in ep2. you guys wont be dissappointed.

[Enter The Dragon]

>: O

Dear Person Who Made This Flash,
How is your day going? Mine was going well until I watched this video. Hopefully one day you won't see that truck when you cross the street.

Sincerely, Me.

Slick responds:

Dear me, I didnt see that truck but I saw your mother last night. Ask her, she really enjoyed it. She has such a weird vagina. Reminded me of a wizards sleeve. You never know what's coming out of it next...

[4 Swords Misadventures 3]

I regret to inform you...

Yeah...so I am usually one of those guys that writes huge paragraphs when he reviews, but this....this is crap. I can't believe it made the first page, honestly. Your humor is lame. I don't think I would have found this funny even if I was ten years old. And you know what else? The voices sucked.

VicHD responds:

if you don't like the flash,well, that's the part where it's not my problem...

since my humor is so "lame" to you and the voices "sucked", then why the hell did this get front page? I didn't put it up there, the NG staff members did. You should be complaining to them instead.